"If You Can Read This You're Too Close" Car Decal 2-Pack

Keep Tailgaters in Check with This Funny Car Bumper Sticker

Turn heads and send a message with this hilarious "If You Can Read This, You're Too Close" car decal. Perfect for anyone who wants to add a little humor to their ride while reminding fellow drivers to keep a safe distance. This 2-pack gives you two stickers — one for your bumper and one to spare, gift, or place wherever you like.

Product Highlights

• Set of 2 stickers — great value for a fun, shareable accessory
• Dimensions: 20 cm × 3 cm — slim, eye-catching strip format
• Material: Durable PVC with a strong adhesive backing — weather-resistant and long-lasting
• Easy application — three-layer design (paper backing, sticker, clear transfer tape) for a smooth, bubble-free install
• Versatile placement — designed for car bodies, bumpers, and other smooth exterior surfaces
• No high-concern chemicals — safe, clean materials

How to Apply Your Sticker

1. Rub the sticker firmly to ensure the transfer tape is fully adhered.
2. Clean and thoroughly dry your desired surface — stickers bond best to smooth, clean areas.
3. Slowly peel away the paper backing, keeping the sticker adhered to the clear transfer tape.
4. Carefully position the sticker on your vehicle or surface.
5. Rub from one side to the other to eliminate air bubbles — a credit card works great for this!
6. Slowly peel off the transfer tape at a low angle, checking the sticker stays in place.
7. If any small air bubbles remain, use a pin to release them — they'll become virtually invisible.

Great For

• Bumpers, rear windows, and trunk lids
• Gifts for car enthusiasts, commuters, and humor lovers
• Anyone who loves a good laugh on the road

Made in Mainland China.

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For safe driving tips and maintaining proper following distances on the road, visit the CDC Transportation Safety resource.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What material is the "If You Can Read This" car decal made of?

A: The decal is made from durable PVC with a strong adhesive glue backing. It is weather-resistant and designed to hold up against everyday outdoor conditions including rain, sun, and wind.

Q: How many stickers come in the pack?

A: This listing includes 2 stickers, each measuring 20 cm × 3 cm — perfect to use one for yourself and give one to a friend, or use both on your vehicle.

Q: Can I apply this decal to my car window as well as the body?

A: Yes! The sticker is suitable for placement on the whole body of the car, including smooth painted surfaces and glass. For best results, ensure the surface is clean and completely dry before application.

Q: Is this car decal easy to remove if I change my mind?

A: PVC glue stickers can generally be removed from painted and glass surfaces by applying gentle heat (such as from a hair dryer) to soften the adhesive, then peeling slowly. Always test a small area first if you are concerned about the surface.