Funny "Don't Touch My Tools" Vinyl Bumper Sticker Decal 2 Pack

Funny "Don't Touch My Tools" Vinyl Bumper Sticker – 2 Pack

Show off your sense of humor and protect your workspace with these hilarious "Warning: Choose Life, Don't Touch My Tools" vinyl stickers! Perfect for mechanics, DIY enthusiasts, woodworkers, and anyone who's serious about their tools — these witty decals send a clear (and funny) message to anyone who might dare to borrow your gear without asking.

Each pack includes 2 stickers measuring 1.5 x 4 inches, making them a versatile size for bumpers, toolboxes, laptops, water bottles, helmets, lockers, and more. Made from durable, high-quality vinyl with a strong adhesive backing, these decals are built to stick around for the long haul.

Product Highlights

• 📦 2 Stickers Per Pack — Great value; keep one and gift one!
• 📐 Size: 1.5 x 4 inches — compact yet eye-catching
• 🎨 Funny cartoon-style design with bold, clear text
• 🔒 Strong adhesive backing — stays put on most smooth surfaces
• 🌦️ Weather-resistant vinyl — suitable for indoor and outdoor use
• ✂️ Clean, precise cut edges for a professional, polished look
• 🚗 Multi-surface compatible — bumpers, toolboxes, laptops, lockers, water bottles, and more
• 🎁 Great gift idea for mechanics, handymen, crafters, and tool lovers

Perfect For

• Auto mechanics and car enthusiasts
• Woodworkers and DIY hobbyists
• Workshop and garage decoration
• Personalized bumper or vehicle stickers
• Fun gag gifts and stocking stuffers

Application Tips

For best results, clean and dry the surface thoroughly before applying. Peel the backing slowly and press firmly from one edge to the other, smoothing out any air bubbles as you go. Allow 24 hours before exposing to water or extreme weather.

Made in Mainland China.

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For more on safe application of adhesive products on vehicle surfaces, visit the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) for general product safety tips.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What surfaces can I apply the "Don't Touch My Tools" vinyl sticker to?

A: These vinyl decal stickers adhere well to most smooth, clean, dry surfaces including car bumpers, toolboxes, laptops, water bottles, helmets, lockers, notebooks, and windows. Avoid applying to rough, textured, or dirty surfaces for best adhesion.

Q: Are these bumper stickers weatherproof and suitable for outdoor use?

A: Yes! The stickers are made from durable weather-resistant vinyl, making them suitable for outdoor use on vehicles, toolboxes, and other surfaces exposed to the elements. They hold up well against moisture and sunlight.

Q: How many stickers are included in one order?

A: Each order includes 2 stickers, each measuring 1.5 x 4 inches. You get two copies of the same funny "Warning: Choose Life, Don't Touch My Tools" design — perfect for using one and giving one away!

Q: Can these stickers be removed without leaving residue?

A: These stickers feature a strong adhesive designed for long-lasting hold. While they can be removed, some residue may remain depending on the surface. Using a gentle adhesive remover can help clean up any leftover adhesive.