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Computer Malfunction Quick-Dry Beach Towel — Funny, Functional & Built to Last

Turn heads at the beach, pool, or gym with this hilarious Computer Malfunction Quick-Dry Beach Towel. Featuring a bold, conversation-starting "Computer Malfunction" graphic print, this towel is the perfect blend of humor and high performance. Whether you're gifting it to the tech lover in your life or treating yourself, this is one towel that will never get lost in the pile.

Made in Mainland China.

Why You'll Love It

Ultra-Fast Absorption: Absorbs water in just 11–15 seconds — dries you off faster than a regular cotton towel.
Soft & Skin-Friendly: Made from 100% polyester with a terry fabric construction for a luxuriously soft feel that's gentle against the skin.
Environmentally Friendly & Breathable: Lightweight and breathable fabric keeps you comfortable in warm weather.
Vibrant, Fade-Resistant Print: Machine washable and hand-wash safe — the bold graphic won't fade with regular washing.
11 Size Options: From compact 40×70 cm (15.8×27.6 in) hand towels to oversized 150×260 cm (59×102.4 in) beach blanket towels — there's a size for every need.
Versatile Use: Perfect for the beach, pool, gym, shower, travel, camping, yoga, and sports.
Great Gift Idea: A unique and funny gift for tech enthusiasts, coworkers, friends, and family.

Size Guide

Size #	Centimeters	Inches
1	40 × 70 cm	15.8 × 27.6 in
2	50 × 100 cm	19.7 × 39.4 in
3	70 × 140 cm	27.6 × 55.1 in
4	80 × 130 cm	31.5 × 51.2 in
5	80 × 160 cm	31.5 × 63.0 in
6	90 × 180 cm	35.4 × 70.9 in
7	100 × 200 cm	39.4 × 78.7 in
8	150 × 180 cm	59.0 × 70.9 in
9	150 × 200 cm	59.0 × 78.7 in
10	150 × 220 cm	59.0 × 86.6 in
11	150 × 260 cm	59.0 × 102.4 in

Product Specifications

Material: 100% Polyester (Terry Fabric)
Technics: Non-woven Textile
Absorption Time: 11–15 seconds
Style: Novelty / Graphic Print
Care: Machine washable or hand wash; no fading
Origin: Made in Mainland China

Please Note

Colors may vary slightly from screen to screen due to monitor settings and lighting.
Please allow a 1–3 cm measuring deviation due to manual measurement.

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For more on safe textile and consumer product standards, visit the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC).

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What material is the Computer Malfunction quick-dry beach towel made from?

A: This beach towel is made from 100% polyester with a terry fabric construction. Polyester is known for its fast-drying properties, durability, and softness, making it ideal for beach, pool, gym, and travel use.

Q: How quickly does this quick-dry towel absorb water?

A: The towel absorbs water in approximately 11–15 seconds, significantly faster than standard cotton towels. This makes it perfect for active use — whether you're at the gym, beach, or campsite.

Q: Can I machine wash the Computer Malfunction beach towel?

A: Yes! This towel is designed for easy care — simply machine wash or hand wash. The graphic print is fade-resistant, so your towel will look great wash after wash.

Q: What size should I choose for beach use?

A: For a full-sized beach towel experience, we recommend Size 6 (90×180 cm / 35.4×70.9 in) or larger. If you want an oversized beach blanket feel, go with Size 9, 10, or 11 (up to 150×260 cm / 59×102.4 in).

Q: Is this a good gift for tech-savvy people?

A: Absolutely! The "Computer Malfunction" graphic makes this an ideal novelty gift for programmers, IT professionals, gamers, and anyone with a sense of humor. It's a fun, practical, and memorable gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.