{"product_id":"salted-butter-funny-quick-dry-beach-towel-soft-pool-travel-gym","title":"Salted Butter Funny Quick-Dry Beach Towel | Pool Travel Gym","description":"\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Towel That Makes People Smile — and Actually Works!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eSalted Butter Label Funny Quick-Dry Beach Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e — a hilarious conversation starter wrapped up in a genuinely high-performance towel. Whether you're lounging poolside, hitting the gym, heading to the beach, or camping under the stars, this towel brings the fun AND the function. Made in Mainland China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUltra-Soft \u0026amp; Skin-Friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from 100% polyester terry fabric that feels gentle against bare skin — no scratching, no irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuick-Dry Performance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Absorbs water in just 11–15 seconds, so you dry off fast and the towel is ready for round two in no time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious \"Salted Butter\" Label Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e The eye-catching, funny salted butter label print is a guaranteed laugh at the pool, beach, or gym — and makes a perfect novelty gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Breathable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight, breathable construction is perfect for travel and warm-weather activities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable or hand wash — colors won't fade, keeping the design bold and funny wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11 Size Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e From compact hand towels to oversized beach sheets, there's a size for every need.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 1: 40×70 cm (15.8×27.6 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 2: 50×100 cm (19.7×39.4 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 3: 70×140 cm (27.6×55.1 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 4: 80×130 cm (31.5×51.2 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 5: 80×160 cm (31.5×63 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 6: 90×180 cm (35.4×70.9 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 7: 100×200 cm (39.4×78.7 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 8: 150×180 cm (59×70.9 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 9: 150×200 cm (59×78.7 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 10: 150×220 cm (59×86.6 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize 11: 150×260 cm (59×102.4 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Polyester Terry Fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAbsorption Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11–15 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTechnics:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-woven Textile\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny \/ Novelty\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCountry of Origin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made in Mainland China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Perfect Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a gift that's both useful and guaranteed to get a laugh? 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