{"product_id":"if-you-can-read-this-youre-too-close-car-decal-sticker-2-pack","title":"\"If You Can Read This You're Too Close\" Car Decal 2-Pack","description":"\n\u003ch2\u003eKeep Tailgaters in Check with This Funny Car Bumper Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn heads and send a message with this hilarious \u003cstrong\u003e\"If You Can Read This, You're Too Close\"\u003c\/strong\u003e car decal. Perfect for anyone who wants to add a little humor to their ride while reminding fellow drivers to keep a safe distance. This 2-pack gives you two stickers — one for your bumper and one to spare, gift, or place wherever you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet of 2 stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e — great value for a fun, shareable accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20 cm × 3 cm — slim, eye-catching strip format\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable PVC with a strong adhesive backing — weather-resistant and long-lasting\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy application\u003c\/strong\u003e — three-layer design (paper backing, sticker, clear transfer tape) for a smooth, bubble-free install\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile placement\u003c\/strong\u003e — designed for car bodies, bumpers, and other smooth exterior surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo high-concern chemicals\u003c\/strong\u003e — safe, clean materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Apply Your Sticker\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRub the sticker firmly to ensure the transfer tape is fully adhered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClean and thoroughly dry your desired surface — stickers bond best to smooth, clean areas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSlowly peel away the paper backing, keeping the sticker adhered to the clear transfer tape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCarefully position the sticker on your vehicle or surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRub from one side to the other to eliminate air bubbles — a credit card works great for this!\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSlowly peel off the transfer tape at a low angle, checking the sticker stays in place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf any small air bubbles remain, use a pin to release them — they'll become virtually invisible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBumpers, rear windows, and trunk lids\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGifts for car enthusiasts, commuters, and humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who loves a good laugh on the road\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade in Mainland China.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fun Decor You'll Love\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/all-guests-approved-by-the-dog-funny-canvas-wall-art-print\"\u003e\"All Guests Approved By The Dog\" Funny Canvas Wall Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/home-is-where-the-bra-isnt-funny-canvas-wall-art-print\"\u003e\"Home Is Where The Bra Isn't\" Funny Canvas Wall Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/are-you-pooping-funny-cat-bathroom-canvas-wall-art-print\"\u003e\"Are You Pooping?\" Funny Cat Bathroom Canvas Wall Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor safe driving tips and maintaining proper following distances on the road, visit the CDC Transportation Safety resource.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLearn more: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vehicle_inspection\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eVehicle inspection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQ: What material is the \"If You Can Read This\" car decal made of?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The decal is made from durable PVC with a strong adhesive glue backing. It is weather-resistant and designed to hold up against everyday outdoor conditions including rain, sun, and wind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eQ: How many stickers come in the pack?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: This listing includes 2 stickers, each measuring 20 cm × 3 cm — perfect to use one for yourself and give one to a friend, or use both on your vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eQ: Can I apply this decal to my car window as well as the body?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Yes! The sticker is suitable for placement on the whole body of the car, including smooth painted surfaces and glass. For best results, ensure the surface is clean and completely dry before application.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eQ: Is this car decal easy to remove if I change my mind?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: PVC glue stickers can generally be removed from painted and glass surfaces by applying gentle heat (such as from a hair dryer) to soften the adhesive, then peeling slowly. 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