{"product_id":"computer-malfunction-quick-dry-beach-towel-funny-gift","title":"Computer Malfunction Quick-Dry Beach Towel | Funny Tech Gift","description":"\n\u003ch2\u003eComputer Malfunction Quick-Dry Beach Towel — Funny, Functional \u0026amp; Built to Last\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn heads at the beach, pool, or gym with this hilarious \u003cstrong\u003eComputer Malfunction Quick-Dry Beach Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e. Featuring a bold, conversation-starting \"Computer Malfunction\" graphic print, this towel is the perfect blend of humor and high performance. Whether you're gifting it to the tech lover in your life or treating yourself, this is one towel that will never get lost in the pile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade in Mainland China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUltra-Fast Absorption:\u003c\/strong\u003e Absorbs water in just 11–15 seconds — dries you off faster than a regular cotton towel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Skin-Friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from 100% polyester with a terry fabric construction for a luxuriously soft feel that's gentle against the skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnvironmentally Friendly \u0026amp; Breathable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight and breathable fabric keeps you comfortable in warm weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant, Fade-Resistant Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable and hand-wash safe — the bold graphic won't fade with regular washing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11 Size Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e From compact 40×70 cm (15.8×27.6 in) hand towels to oversized 150×260 cm (59×102.4 in) beach blanket towels — there's a size for every need.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for the beach, pool, gym, shower, travel, camping, yoga, and sports.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreat Gift Idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e A unique and funny gift for tech enthusiasts, coworkers, friends, and family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize #\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eCentimeters\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eInches\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 × 70 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.8 × 27.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 × 100 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.7 × 39.4 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70 × 140 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.6 × 55.1 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80 × 130 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.5 × 51.2 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80 × 160 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.5 × 63.0 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e90 × 180 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35.4 × 70.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100 × 200 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.4 × 78.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e150 × 180 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.0 × 70.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e150 × 200 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.0 × 78.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e150 × 220 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.0 × 86.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e150 × 260 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.0 × 102.4 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Polyester (Terry Fabric)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTechnics:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-woven Textile\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAbsorption Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11–15 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty \/ Graphic Print\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable or hand wash; no fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made in Mainland China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eColors may vary slightly from screen to screen due to monitor settings and lighting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlease allow a 1–3 cm measuring deviation due to manual measurement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fun Finds You'll Love\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for more unique and humorous gifts? Check out our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/all-your-emails-cant-find-me-funny-quote-canvas-wall-art-print\"\u003e\"All Your Emails Can't Find Me\" Funny Quote Canvas Wall Art\u003c\/a\u003e or brighten up any room with our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/home-is-where-the-bra-isnt-funny-canvas-wall-art-print\"\u003e\"Home Is Where The Bra Isn't\" Funny Canvas Wall Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor more on safe textile and consumer product standards, visit the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLearn more: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Towel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eTowel\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eQ: What material is the Computer Malfunction quick-dry beach towel made from?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: This beach towel is made from 100% polyester with a terry fabric construction. 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